"I'll get my coat"......

"Thats real kind of you to photograph our special occasion... now where would you like us to stand?"... yup, thats just fine.. just hold it there..great... CLICK... ' thats funny, doesnt seem to be a picture on the screen... let me see.. thats odd.. still no picture.. i'll just check the BAT.... oh my aunt.... oh my lor... "Excuse me..do you still want us to stand here.. maybe smile?".... 'Well er..um .. oh dear..i'll just get my coat!"........

ps. this really happened today..... with a slight artistic licence......