Half man half photo challenge

This is a rare occasion in which I find I do not agree with the mighty hmhb. This is because I suspect I am precisely the intended sort of victim this particular song lambasts. Such is life. I hasten to add I own neither simply red nor Michael ball - though the others are mine.
For any newcomers my photoblog is attempting to bring to life lyrics and song titles of the mighty half man half biscuit. So far so good. Sort of.