I should buy a couch

This is my pathetic living room. It's just that La-Z-Boy I've had since I lived in Ohio and a lamp I haven't plugged in because it doesn't work with CFL bulbs. Someday I'll get a couch.

Isn't this absurd? I got rid of my couch two cities ago because I wanted to get a better one. But then because all I do is move, I haven't gotten one yet. Someday. Then maybe people will want to come over.

P.S. I accomplished my goal of not going outside today. Isn't that grand? I sure am wasting my days off.