THE CLAW!!!!!

Camera poked through fence while very barky Alsatian tried to tell me he was in charge of security and why didn't I go away.

I wanted to find some scary music to go with this, but then I remembered my favourite horror theme song, which is entirely unscary, so I thought I'd share it with you and get you tango-ing for the evening (or is it a bossa nova? I'm sure someone will tell me). Enjoy the rest of the weekend.