For my birthday I would like

WORLD DOMINATION!

Birthday boy has had his mates round all day. Fortunately I have been at work!

He is lucky to have such lovely friends who have entertained and amused all day AND who managed to leave me a pile of cakes to eat :-)

Happy birthday kiddo - I am sorry that I wasn't able to be at home all day, but I am guessing that you had way more fun without me here nagging at you to keep the noise down and tidy your room.

3 more years till you learn to drive … aaaaaaaaargh!