Eyesore and the Earl of Kent

Sir, tis my occupation to be plain.
I have seen better faces in my time
than stands on any shoulder that I see
Before me at this instant.
King Lear, II, 2, 1159
The Earl of Kent to the duke of Cornwall in response to why he called Oswald a knave.

I dislike self portraits (of me, not of others), so I suppose I would echo the Earl's words should I not have been a reflection and not have had the camera in front of my face. Oh, and I thought I would throw in Shakespeare's eyesore today as well in the form of this old truck body. :)