On a classroom bench

Today is election day in this part of India and I don't have a voter ID so basically it's a free holiday for me. What sucks is that the library is shut and so Peter and I had to trudge all over campus to find an open classroom to study in. We found one earlier but the guy who had signed in for it to be opened was a dick and didn't let us sit. We finally found another and well in time too because I have another paper due tomorrow! Today's quote is from the picture, which is a shot of the classroom desk I'm sitting at-

"Sex is my favourite sports [sic]. Its [sic] free and you don't need any special shoes."

True pearls of wisdom.