A Dog's Dinner

By G

Exotic illness.

For the past six weeks or so, (it feels like six months), my arms have been covered with strange, large red blotches.

When the doctor's first questions are -

'Have you been to anywhere exotic?'

'eh? Miami!'

Florida! Did you go to the swamps?"

You get a bit nervous.

Anyway he been testing all sorts of medicines on me and slowly but surely it seems to be getting better.

Today's question.

"Have I cured you?'

'well it looks like you have you have.'

'oh good'

We then had a chat about bicycles.


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