Who pays the Piper?

They do say that he who pays the piper calls the tune. I was attracted by two of huge black limos you get at funerals parked by our church so went to ask the piper whose funeral it was! To my amazement he said it was actually a wedding! However, as they say in Gaelic , "you will get the answer sometimes without even asking the question" and in this case the father of the bride worked for the Co op funeral department!!! Now does it make sense! The piper reliably informs me that each of these humungous black limos cost £105.000 each to buy. Now I know why funerals are so dammed expensive!! they have to pay for these big cars!
Happy Friday all