Slippery

This is my street.
I walked D2 down to catch the bus, which we missed in the pitch dark. There were 2 or 3 cars in the ditch at that time.
Then the real excitement started:
The husband gets my vehicle stuck in the boonies last night. Then he goes to work this morning and gets his buddies to help him out. Then his buddy goes into the ditch on our street. D1's quote: "Daddy has the best rescue team"! The irony is that they all work fro the army, who do we call when there's an emergency????