Gotta love this one!

So, this has to be, in my humble opinion, a modern-day classic. It's a sign from the premises of the "Whale", a misguided, drop of the ball that the "socialists and liberals" that used to lord over the city started as yet another project to help various big-wigs bleed even more money from the system. Finally, that damn' thing was built, although the legal battle regarding the money that vanished from the project continues to run its course. Anyway, the thing is an eyesore, although the view from inside is nice. Right, back to the sign - it's located on the 2nd floor near the end by Szabadsáh híd, and pruports to herald the opening of a new place (but, seeing as the sign's been there for ages now, and there's no sign of anything but the sign, I think the idea has been dumped), and here's the thing: the sign reads:

"Martial arts and fitness centre opening here
On the panoramic terrace - a food and drink bar"

I can't help but giggle every time I see the sign...the possibilities for trouble are endless...you merely have to think back to the days on British pubs..."You just spilled my pint....", and "Oi! That's my seat!" are two that appeal other than the classic: "What are you looking at?". Fine, mundane it might be in a normal situation, but when everyone in the place is a martial artist or fitness freak of some sort, think of the endless possibilities; it'd be like Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris and Jackie Chan on speed!