A 'new' computer

Broke my laptop. IT said it was a miracle that it lasted so long.

They gave me a new laptop, which I spent the day reloading my files. Calum said it was a James Bond computer, pity the Bond was Shaun Connery. I wondered why it was so slow, and look up the specs, it was built mid 2006. For goodness sake that's eight years old. What will they give me next time; chalk and a slate?