Sand Between the Toes

Mawgan Porth was today's beach of choice. I could only show one foot as the other one has The Big Toe of Death, featuring The Toenail of Shame. I just wish the blimmin thing would hurry up and fall off. I reckon if I went for a fish pedicure the poor little blighters would throw themselves out of the tank in horror. Anyway, the beach was nice, sun was out, bought a windbreak and had a pint of cider. Kevin was sick in the car.