Showertoise

Firstly apologies for blips of an old Tortoise two days on the bounce but in my defence I wasn't allowed to take a picture of the exam paper I looked at most of the day and.... showering a tortoise, believe me, was a lot more fun. Fred, bless him, had clearly eaten too many bananas (as yesterday's Blip clearly showed) and without going into finite detail um had had a little accident during the day. Que... Glove women & wrist man scrubbing old man Fred.... well ignore my wrist as it's boring but glove women? An excellent choice of hand protection to wash a tortoise with I must say. The 'Duraprene', available from the Britain's leading glove manufacturer, provides exceptional wet grip even in the most wettest of conditions... anyway back to Fred. We washed him, he hated it, the end and no more bananas!