A cry of a statue

SHIT!!!
Damn crows!!

But you know I have been petrified since the day I met He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named so I can't move myself an inch.

Everyday those crows stop on my head and take shit on me.
For heaven's sake please let me be free from this curse I have been involved in for so many years and take a shower!

Can anybody hear me?
I am the one in the photo now you're watching!