Chocolate... All over!

So yon Friday, they had an Easter special. Buy 2 chocolate rabbits, get one free. I did.
When I got home and wanted to eat 1, I couldn't find the third one. I watched a movie and went to bed.
Then yesterday morning, I went to the movies and put my jeans on in the dark. It's only after the movie, while shopping, that a kind lady pointed at that ugly stain at the back of my pants. Yes, you guessed it. Chocolate.
I got home and found what was left of that rabbit stuck between the cushions of the couch, half melted.
Long story short, the covers got washed today and the couch is as new.