Sale! Now on!

There are a few Guineys in town. But this one is by far the best.
And yet they find that business is fierce slow these days, even in the lead up to Christmas.
A few morning after pills (thank god for the Christmas parties), the odd smear test, and that's it...
Drastic measures had to be taken.
The shop front was repainted in bright orange and grandpa was sent up the ladder to hang up the SALES flags.



By the way, this is the last in a series of dubious blips about haemorrhoids, excrement and corporate six sigma teams.

It's going to be all high brow from now on. You mark my word!