Jam in the sandwich

Spending time running around like a mad frazzled woman, looking after poorly relatives above and below me in the generational pecking order, I grabbed a moment to take a 'selfie' (using a stand-in who couldn't refuse).

Playing about on the iPad, I realised that the special effects all have daft names. Effects I could have chosen included glittery, flowery, divine, sparkly, twinkly, polished and fragrant.

Effects I did choose were frazzled, lined, faded, wrinkled, worn, harrassed and hassled.

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