Tip: Shower in shades

The afternoon light has been particularly bright ... in the bathroom. On several occasions in the last few weeks I've been caught out by the sun's predilection for chrome, just a mere glance at the glinting taps has induced a migraine, like the sun on the river. But now I'm prepared for the sun's little trick ... (I even washed my hair wearing them). Think I saw the resident spider sniggering.

The other day I was thinking - because I get a lot of headaches - I was wondering whether the head should be where it is. Because, at the end of the day, it's probably the heaviest part of your body, right? And yet it's at the top as opposed to dangling at the bottom somewhere.
Karl Pilkington