"Oh Good.....It's The Avian Paparazzi Again."

Me: "Sarcasm is not an attractive quality in a robin."

Robin: "Can't a guy have a private moment in the bath??!! Every time I get in this thing you come at me with that camera."

M: "Well you're funny."

R: "See how funny you think it is when I fly over your head and......"

M: "Oh, don't take it so seriously."

R: "Gotta window in your bathroom?"

M: "Well, yes."

R: "Put a curtain on it. I know an gull who can handle a camera."