PAINTERS and DECORATORS

Whilst in Rome,
I decided to pop over to the Vatican City.
Had hoped we might be granted an audience.
Unfortunately, he was busy being measured for a new suit
and also had the painters and decorators in,
so he wasn't available.
However, I suppose it was coming up to a busy time of year
and after all spring is traditionally the time to do your cleaning and decorating.
I should have checked first
but good news !
I managed to get the name and address of his tailor
so I'm off to get one of those natty Italian suits made.