Bananaman

I tolerate bananas because they're good for me but only when they're yellow. A bit of brown or a light bruise I can just about cope with, but any more than that, forget it.

This one is a week old and has past the point of no return as far as I'm concerned. It was face (geddit?) down on the counter-top and I was going to put it in the food waste bin when I realised it was smiling at me :)

Still didn't eat it though.