Where are my keys?

I couldn't find my 2nd set of keys with my office key on it, so after looking everywhere else I dumped my purse. I found them, along with 12 lens wipes, 4 pens, 1 pencil, 3 emery boards, 4 barrettes, a 32 gb memory card and a small trash can full of expired coupons and old receipts. No wonder my back hurts.