Slide Little Snail Slide

On my way into work early this morning I saw this little guy trying to cross the footpath as fast as he could.

Unfortunately when I came past 2 hours later to get some coffee someone had stood on him. :(

So in memory of Little Snail here is a cute snail joke to go with his photo:

A snail goes into a car shop and buys a new car. The salesman asks the snail 'what colour would you like it?' The snail replies 'any as long as you paint a big red S on the doors and roof'. The salesman is perplexed and asks the snail why he would want such a bold choice on his car. The snail replies: 'so that when I'm driving through town people will look at me and say 'look at that S car go!''

:)