Left Overs

Not mine but I was offered a piece but somehow I really did not fancy it. Was it the solid coagulated cheese or was it the fact that it is pepperoni and prawn. Me, I think it is both but I am sure the owner will think it is tasty.

Not had a joke of the day for a while but could not resist this one.

Q : What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?.

A : Finding half a maggot.