Drookit

Typical. The day I go out with my brolly.

"Aye, you love it really" were the wise words, dispensed by Jim the Janny as I left work tonight, still ringing in my ear just as that same orifice was filled with puddle water thanks to the nice Mini Clubman driver who decided it would be hilarious to surf through the flood on the road and send a wave of manky water right over the top of me. The driver two cars behind was certainly pissing himself laughing (couldn't see the reaction of the first car behind as I was still trying to wipe the freezing muck out of my eyes as they passed by).

Thought I was quite wet and miserable enough before that point too.