The Morning After

Stupidly today I decided to see if I could get new suit in the sales. I have never done the sales before and can safely say, I never will again.

This is an alley frequented by winos who obviously had a good christmas day judging by this collection. Although you can imagine the arguments later when the street dweller who brought the tesco value vodka suggested to the chap who brought the Bollinger that they should pool all their drinks like a proper party.

Anyway, if anyone wants a suit with a 54" chest and 28" waist get to manchester now, the sales are full of them.