Big Brother quad-cam

Wow...some CCTV cluster.....

So where are we..? outside a top security prison..? near the Atomic Weapons Establishment..? outside MI5..?

Nope... we are in the car park of a Brewer's Fayre restaurant in "Nothingspecialtown" Northamptonshire...

Slide off without paying for your Gammon steak and pineapple and they've got you...these babies can probably detect your brand of after-shave/perfume..

If you're the victim of hit-and-run percussive parking which has cost you £500 for a smashed headlight cluster...I'll wager you've no chance... you can bet it suddenly becomes "inadmissable evidence" in court..