Seasonal, my fluffy arse...

Nice try, Mr Tesco.
You can dedicate shelving space the size of Southern Lichtenstein to barbecue products, you will not trick me into believing that there is such a thing as a barbecue season.

Seasonal? Seasonal my fluffy arse...

That misleading aisle of yours should be named Ephemeral.

Next to the Lotto machine, and a few yards away from the canvassers handing their leaflets.

In the Wishful Thinking area of your superinconveniencestore.