Tastes of Not Much

Oh how exciting. McDonalds is doing the Tastes of America promotion again. There's the Appalachian Zoom, which is Roadkill; the Texas Chainsaw, which is something called 'long pig' ...

Oh all right, there's nowt so exciting. Think the Chicago Supreme, which is a bun, a meat patty, shredded lettuce, flavoured mayo and a cheese slice; the New Orleans, which is a meat patty, shredded lettuce, flavoured mayo, a cheese slice and a bun; the New Yorker, a bun, a meat patty, flavoured mayo, cheese slice and shredded lettuce.

A little imagination please, Ronald!