EDIT

This is a map of the cycle paths in some parts of Europe. Edited.

My partner wants to cycle Skye and the Hebrides next month!

I'm not sure I'm cut out for the hills! I also need to learn how to modify my bike to make it leaner and meaner! So to speak... I have an issue at the moment with the brakes, gears and general pedalling!

This was the most productive thing I have done all evening.

Expectation. Right eye.