Shine On You Crazy Diamond

That's it. I'm officially OLD. I have a B and Q (other DIY stores are available) diamond discount card for OLD people . I can go and meander round there aimlessly in my elasticated trousers, beige cardi and comfy shoes, whilst looking forward to a cup of cocoa and an early night .
I can become a TOG. ( Terry's Old Geezer) . I can drive in the middle lane on motorways at 40 mph, buy one of those mobile phones with huge buttons 'just in case I break down I'm not going to use it for anything else ', I can complain that music is too loud and it's not music anyway it's just shouting. I can grumble about children running around and having no manners, watch daytime tv, take miracle food supplements to cure everything, complain it's too hot, too cold, there's nothing worth watching, smell of TCP, sprout facial hairs etc etc .....
Good. Not much is going to change.