See no Bieber, hear no Bieber, speak no Bieber

No, this isn't a rant against Justin Bieber. Give any male his age fame, money, adoration and a limitless supply of groupies, and even the most angelic amongst them would turn into a ignorant, arrogant, self-worshiping buttwad.

This is a rant against not only the teeming legions of "Beliebers" (and it hurts me to use that word) but also their parents/guardians/carers/psychiatrists.

The kid frequently keeps his fans waiting for hours on end, has embraced rudeness as a way of life, and has demonstrated not only a wanton disregard for the law, but also contempt towards those who enforce it.

What does Bieber have to do to piss these people off? Is there anything? What would he have to do to break the spell? Kick some puppies? Slap an old lady? Admit to liking Fleetwood Mac? Ok, the kids have no sense, but this is where the parents/care-givers should step up to the plate and say "No! There's no Bieber for you! Get upstairs and do your homework! And stop taking selfies all the damn time!"

NB. A note to the Blipfoto spell checker. I accept that "Buttwad" is not a word, but I know "Amongst" is definitely one