The Red Gloves

Winter warmers, perfect to keep my mitts warm on my way to work
First day back after the Xmas break and did I want to go back? - did I heck
I grudgingly made my way to the station and parked the car in the icy car park, slithered my way across the car park in my boots with no grips only to end up on my ****.

Pride dented - perhaps
Rump dented - definitely
Face and **** the same colour as my gloves :(