Dereliction in fisheye

Phew, what a weekend: two visits to a strip/pole dancing joint, witnessed a nasty assault, got a parking ticket at 22:35rs (on my birthday too!!) while sorting out a call from a member of the public, and laughed like a drain at my colleague's foot-in-mouth moment when a mouse ran across the floor of a very posh house we were visiting.

Glad to be off for a few days. Hope you are all well.