Beam Me Up Scotty

It looks like the crew of the Enterprise have fallen on hard times.
Is that outboard motor powered by dilithium crystals?

Maybe that's just a shuttle and theres an away team lurking somewhere. If I see them, I won't be standing next to the guy in the red shirt.

It all leads to a big question, and an excuse to revisit one of my cherished 45's
Where's Captain Kirk?