Physics Problem

But as you can see there are many subplots going on here. The obvious is the Tarzan, Jane dilemma, and there is a slightly less noticed one. On the right, it says Tarzan (heart) Jane because she is cute, I feel like this has something to do with people in my class. There must be some secret admirers in this class, but I am trying to figure out who it is, keeping in mind that this is an AP physics class.