French's Classic American

Mustard that is. All this talk of mustard made me hungry for the first hot dog of the summer. And it was tasty!
Anyway, this is the color of the mustard I knew growing up.

“She wrote to me out of the blue, but she didn’t say she’s sorry or she loves me. No, she said, Mustard. So I said, Hotdog, and I haven’t heard from her since.
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― Jarod Kintz, My love can only occupy one person at a time