A warning to children

No, not about elderly showbiz types, though just to be clear, if one of them ever asks if you want to play with his didgeridoo, do not under any circumstances say yes.

No, the warning here is that old one about trying your hardest at school, because the reality is if you don't, this may well be you in later life.

OK, I'm being a bit unfair on this chap who may well be a very successful accountant Monday to Friday and just do this on weekends to break the monotony of being an accountant.

So in summary children:

~ Don't talk to old showbiz types
~ Do your best at school
~ Don't go into accountancy