Queue here

welcome to "Not the NHS"

So it would "just be sciatica" except for the

numbness
the falling over
the effect on my intestine

have a lower back MRI

And the hips...probably double bursitis

have a hip MRI

The MRI unit apologised that the earliest they could fit me in was the end of the next week (LOL)

So 9:10 next Friday with follow up consultation two weeks today

Welcome back painkillers xxx