Crouch. Touch. Pause. Engage.

Possibly the most error-strewn and penalty-laden match I've watched in a long time. Glasgow were probably 'least bad' rather than 'best' in this two horse race...

'Lack of Geographical Knowledge Award 2010' already has a front-runner with railway spokesman chap declaring on the radio that one can "... go from one end of the country to the other , London to Edinburgh, for £12"

What he also forgot to mention was that to get that £12 fare there must be a full moon with virgo waning following the sacrifice of a virgin aerial hog to the sun god and it starting to get a bit chilly down in the pits of hell.