In Tents Conversation....

One of my favourite wee boys was telling me that he was going to cub camp this weekend. He was very excited, and informed me that the best bit would be getting to see bare girls.

Blimey, I thought, times have changes since I was a cub leader.

And then his father chipped in with the assurance that, rather than the boys encountering a bunch of naked ladies, they were actually meeting Bear Grylls, the Chief Scout.

(I got the impression that the father was a bit disappointed.....)