No User Serviceable Parts Inside.

When we were young we messed with cars.

My cousin had a mini, my friends had minis and in time I had a mini metro.

I serviced my A series engine. You could see where all the bits were.

Now you can't.

The modern car is a metaphor for modern life. It goes along just fine so long as you add fuel and water, but you can't fix many aspects of it, not by yourself.

It took me a quarter of an hour to open the bonnet on this BMW mini, they put the catch in a counter-intuitive place. when you do get in, theirs little you can do it even warns you not to try.