Putin

Fresh from his Putin gaff, Charles tells Mr Carrot his latest joke.
"So glad to meet you my man, does your job entail listening to Royal jokes?"
"Well yes sir, it certainly does."
"Ah good. Have you heard this one:
“ A cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking. The cucumber says "I hate my life, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me in salad." The olive says "That's nothing, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me on pizza." The penis says "You think you have it bad, when I get big fat and juicy they put me in a bag, throw me in a cave, shut the door and leave me there till I throw up"
There was a pause for thought.