How to vote

I did my civic duty today and helpfully the local polling station had instructions up on the door for how to vote.

A bewildering array of parties and candidates to choose from.
Although once you eliminate those that stand for closet racism, blatant xenophobia, narrow mindedness, barely veiled racism, homophobia, chauvanism, NHS privatisation, education cuts, higher education price-hikes, taxation of the poor, jingoistic flimflam, and lining their mates pockets...the choice really is narrowed down.