Starling Lido

Hey Charlie, come on in, the water’s cool!
You must be joking it’ll freeze my cuckoos off, you’re bonkers the lot of you!
But Charlie you’ll never pull the birds if you don’t show them what you're made of!
Yeh Charlie, look at me, I can kiss my butt under my legs, that impresses the chicks!
It’s good for the feathers Charlie, washes out all those bedbugs.
Thanks but I’ll stick with my dry conditioner. Besides Steve hasn’t got his hair wet yet, why don’t you get at him?
I spent serious sunflower seeds on this haircut and I’m not risking it okay?
Hey up, big guy’s coming out to fill up the fat bits, into the tree lads and I get first dobs!