cardbird chronicles

By cardbird

A small play about 'Tea'

A continuation of my Christmas Play.

This conversation actually took place between my brother and my Mother.

Mother: Will you have some tea...
Brother: Yes please

[Mother watches while brother drinks his tea]

Mother: Do you not want some milk?
Brother: I don't take milk in my tea
Mother: since when?
Brother: since I was 12!
Mother: Jesus Christ

[Mother watches]

Mother: Do you not want sugar in your tea?
Brother: I don't take sugar in my tea
Mother: since when?
Brother: since I was 12!
Mother: Jesus Christ

[enter neighbour...]

Mother: Declan doesn't take milk in his tea!

The end

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