Tesco - a word, please

The Easter eggs are situated in the same 'seasonal' aisle as your reduced Christmas stock. We've not even finished eating our Christmas presents. I've not got rid of my tree yet. Some people are still suffering Hogmanay hangovers. Please allow us to crawl back into real life before you inflict Easter upon us.

PS I went in for bread ingredients. I spent £52. How did that happen?