I'm well chuffed, window cleaner possibly less so.

Some time ago we bought this device, stuck it on the back window and discovered ...
A ) Pigeons are gluttons.
B ) It won't bear the weight of an unknown number of pidjins.

Ergo it was swiftly migrated to the front window, where it hung un-Christened for some time. Later it was found, but we had to not fully open the blinds. This bloke is now quite hardened to us and today came while I was on the lawn with the mower (Switched off). It stayed for a quick guzzle and then, metaphorically, did a runner.
I got this from the inside, looking out: to complement this one.