Legodude

By Legodude

In The Army Now

Sergeant Cragg sets his Storm Troopers the task of 50 push ups. His latest recruit Bombur is having some difficulty.

Sergeant Cragg (in grey uniform): 'Private Bombur, what in Vader's name are you doing'?

Private Bombur (right end): '..Puff puff... Sorry sir my stomach keeps getting in the way. All I can do is balance on it then rock back and forth'.

Sergeant Cragg: 'You make me physically sick, Private Bombur. When I look at you I almost lose faith in humanity. We are going to stay here until you manage a press up even if it takes all night'.

To see how Bombur ended up in the Galactic Empire's Storm Trooper Core click here.

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